Help the Police

From the BBC3 series Rush Hour - Adam Buxton vs NWA. "Looking for the biscuits." Great.

Category:

Comedy

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• adam
• buxton
• help
• the
• police
• nwa
• with
• attitude
• rush
• hour
• bbc
• bbc3
• comedy
• sketch
• sketches

[TheMexidorian]

at the end wen she turned it off he shoulda been like "fuck you"

[dingumfCallofDuty]

oh my god if you knew the original lyrics this is fucking hilarious

[chairman766]

What a white move he is a bitch

[WG55]

(Fuck) HELP the police

Coming straight from the underground

Young (nigger got it bad) CHAP’S GOT IT GOOD cause I'm brown

And not the other color, so police think

They have the authority to (kill a minority) CARRY OUT INQUIRIES

[WG55]

(Fuck that shit) I DON'T MIND cause I ain't the one

For a (punk motherfucker) EXCELLENT POLICEMAN with a badge and a gun

To be (beating on) REASONABLY ARRESTING and throwing in jail

We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell

[WG55]

(Fucking with me) HAVING LOTS OF FUN cause I'm a teenager

With a little bit of gold and a pager

Searching my car, looking for the (product) BISCUITS

Thinking every (nigger) CHAP is selling (narcotics) CHOCOLATE

[WG55]

You'd rather see me (in the) WRITING WITH A pen

Then me and Lorenzo rollin in the Benzo

(Beat tha police outta shape) GO SWIMMING WITH LORENZO

And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape

To tape off the scene of the (slaughter) SACK RACE

(Still can't swallow) THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR the bread and water

[WG55]

Ice Cube will (swarm) ENTERTAIN

(On any motherfucker) ALL THE LOCAL BOBBIES in a blue uniform

Just cause I'm from the CPT, (punk police are afraid of me) NICE POLICE ARE NICE TO ME

A young (nigger on a warpath) MAN IN A HOT BATH

And when I'm finished, (it's gonna be a bloodbath) THERE'S GOING TO BE A PARTY

Of cops (dying) HAVING FUN in LA

Yo Dre, I got something to say

(Fuck) HELP the police, etc

[LargeTunaGuy]

THAT IS MORE OR LESS LIKE THE HOOD OR SUTIN

[Snipersoundsstudio]

That was fantassssstic! Ha ha ha haaaaa!

[UltraUnlawfulFTW]

@thebeardlessman nah i dropped outta school when i was 14 lol and i come from a council house in Hackney so llok it up and then see if im spoiled hahahaha i wish, still im a lot harder than a 12 year old kid trolling on the net coz he has no life lol

[thebeardlessman]

@UltraUnlawfulFTW

So, you're the best at rapping? One word. Eminem.

Your president? Running the country into the ground.

Best actors? White

Best comedians: All right, you've got me there, I'de be lying if I said I didnt like will smith, eddy murphy or chris rock.

Best athletes? Okay, you got me there again.

Why do I get the feeling that you're some privileged little bitch who thinks he's hard?

Also, you can't spell, or use proper grammar for shit.