iPad Parody

Hi, I'm Steve Bobs.

Sometimes, when it's that time of the month, you just need a little more protection. That's why Apple is introducing its latest invention - the iPad.

The iPad is designed to work with your natural feminine flow and curve with your body. Its perfectly sculpted aluminium is smooth to the touch - you will barely notice it's there when your legs are spread wide enough.

Got thrush? There's an app for that! Download iYeast from the App Store and just apply the iPad and let it cool that irritating itch. You don't even think about it. You just do.

And the latest sensors will even tell you if you're pregnant. Just download the iFamily app from the App store, then piss gently onto the iPad and it will turn blue if you're pregnant, and explode if you're not.

It's hard to imagine how something so thin, so light, can solve so many feminine needs. It's going to change the way women do the things they do each month.

Here at Apple, we're committed to solving the world's problems, one genius invention and dozens of apps at a time.

The iPad. We really know how to name stuff.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tristan
• Stewart-Robertson
• satire
• parody
• iPad
• Apple

[urine72]

Haha, steve jobs should chang his name too...... iBlew it. This product fails for name reasons alone.

[Athaeus]

@222266643266 Apple has 3 million retarded fan-boys... That says absolutely nothing about the device.

[222266643266]

@urine72 yeah…it failed so much they sold 3.000.000 of them in almost 3 months…

[FlowingGeisha]

LMAO that was a good advertisement pitch.

[MsTeleological]

LMAO

you just DO!

[mhamilton123]

HAHHAHA that was worth it.

[val2661]

Haha, that was really good!