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Uploaded on Oct 10, 2007

'Still Alive' from at the end of Portal during the credits.

'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com
and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)

I don't own the song or video in any way. It's a great song, and I uploaded it purely based on that and to share it with others.

Enjoy!

Lyrics:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

MP3:
You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal by:
1. Downloading the gcfscape program and installing it
2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the "Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location
3. The mp3 is under /portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.m­p3

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  • Sentry Turret

    anyway this cake is delicious :3

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  • urco11

    WHY ARE YOU WATCHING IT THEN, COCKLORD?

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  • MrxXx7891

    I woulda said exactly what you said except say cocksucker.

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  • Robloxer1758

    Glados ain't even mad, bro.

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  • MrAssassinGaming

    Black Mesa was where the first Half Life game took place.

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  • pawakin

    Black Mesa?

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  • Firebirdawesome

    Love the song

    

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  • Pugati

    but he's Still Alive

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  • MaDragon2012

    STILL ALIVE! 

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  • MaDragon2012

    The lyrics to this song mean a lot to me today, ahhhh. WINNING!

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    Sentry Turret? ...

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  • PTheCarrotMaster

    Your not a just regular moron, you were DESIGNED to be a moron!

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