Heather Comes Home For Christmas

My sister and I decided to surprise my family and fly me home for Christmas. I haven't been home for the holidays since 2008! Anyways, my sister wrapped up this box and brought it over on the 20th with this description:

By the way, "Eon Gusty" is "youngest" rearranged, "Rubel Omen" is "Melbourne" rearranged, and "Tipis Viruses" is "Surprise Visit" rearranged.

Merry Christmas!
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Hi! My name is Eon Gusty!

Inside this box is your very own Tipis Viruses, the gift of the future!

A Tipis Viruses is not a typical Christmas gift, there a few things you should know about a Tipis Viruses...

The Tipis Viruses is a creature that was first found on the planet Ruble Omen. The Tipis Viruses is a living breathing thing and is growing inside the box! Every Tipis Viruses has its own name.

Yours is named Eon Gusty and should "hatch" between 12/20 and 12/25

The growing season for Tipis Viruses varies from location to location due to the change in pressure between earth and Ruble Omen. It is very important that you do not disturbed the growing process of your Tipis Viruses, as this stage is important and will shape the entire life of Eon Gusty. (HINT: listen for sounds of ringing bells)

Tipis Viruses are very sensitive creatures and certain things will help in their growth. It is a good idea to speak and sing to Eon Gusty as it grows in the box, they especially love Christmas carols! The more you speak to the Tipis Viruses the more it will be able to communicate with you once it hatches.

Do not be concerned if any smells and or sounds come from Eon Gusty-its all part of the natural process.

You will know your Tipis Viruses is getting ready to hatch when the noise gets louder and movements will come from the box. It's a good idea to have some newspapers around the box since not all Tipis Viruses are potty trained-don't worry though, they are fast learners!

The Tipis Viruses are low maintenance creatures and get along with all other living things that love them! If you are mean or cruel to your Tipis Viruses they will be mean back. They eat human food and do not need exercise. The most important thing to do to keep them happy and alive is love.
GOOD LUCK!

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My grandparents had been singing to the box and feeding it acorns!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Christmas
• family
• surprise

[ekm14344]

HAHAHA BAH HUMBUG

[paul1967uk]

Bah Humbug  lol

[joehara123]

haha nice to see old folks have a good laugh...funny stuff