The Grocery Store Song PT 2

Lyrics:


So the man dashes out
And the man dashes in
He has a look of worry
and a face full of chagrin

He's about to explain
when a third man appears
He's trembling back and forth
and has a look of pure fear

And this third guy says:

Hey guys!
Theres trouble outside
Ben & Jerry's is on fire
I think We're all gonna die

It wasn't my fault
I swear it, I say
Everything was just fine
earlier this day

But things got out of hand
and things just went down hill
I'm afraid theres been a catastrophic, catatonic, mathamonic
chocolate syrup spill!

Um, don't ask me how that caused a fire
Cause I don't rightly know
But if we don't do something quick
The ice cream shortage will only grow

So I get in my truck
And I drive right down
To the Ben and Jerry's
right outside of town

I Pull Out my shotgun
Take aim at the blaze
Fire off some shells
Like super sonic rays

My partner screams
Your a moron
and then I remember
That shooting a fire doesnt kill it only pouring water on it does that

so I grab some water
and pour it fire
and the fire goes out
and the ice cream is saved

And I am so happy
Cause i got all my groceries
And I even got some free Ice Cream

Now the morale of this story
Isnt hard to understand
Basically when your hungry
find an ice cream stand!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Guitar
• Music

[Zarah1979]

james U crack me up! how fantastic, keep it up! -sarah

[WolfSyndrome]

lol dude! keep working on this song...it's funny now but with a little more practice this could be a masterpiece! ^_^