"Turbo Tax (Saves you Presidents)"- TURBO TAX RAP ENTRY

The Foundin' Fathers are dropping some colonial wisdom with the help of TurboTax software. Thomas Jefferson (TJ) and Ben Franklin (B-Frizzle) kick out a TurboTax jam in order to create a more perfect union.

Ben: Why, this tea tax is as high as it's ever been, Mr. Jefferson.
Tom: Right you are Benjamin, we MUST find a way to save money on our taxes.
Man #1: I just got Turbotax software. People who used Turbotax last year got an average refund of almost $2,300! I'm psyched!
Tom: Turbo Tax.
Ben: Yes, that reminds me of an old shanty song we used to sing.
Tom: Yes. How did that go again?
Ben: It went something... like this:

I made electricity/
With a kite and a key/
But I can't do a thing with a 40EZ/
And I've always fought/
for the power of the press/
That's when I saw the Times say/
Turbo tax- the best!/
The program's so fresh/
that you'd think it's a scandal/
So sit right back and check out this preamble/

CHORUS:
We the people/
are sick of getting jacked/
And paying out stacks/
like a candle bleeding wax/
We hold this truth/
to be self evident/
You'll save the max/
Turbo tax saves you presidents/

Say Ben/
Yes Tom?/
Have you heard this play?/
Turbotax has the know-how of 200 CPA's/
And I've heard your cash back/
won't be so far away/
Turbotax gets your refund/
in as few as nine days/
I've always known the value/
of a good raport/
Turbotax does it well/
with round-the-clock support/
So head out to the market/
and don't waste any time/
Cause Turbotax, it comes as cheap/
as $14.95/

CHORUS X 2

Haha!
B-Frizzle, comin' at ya' from the Colonies
And all the rest of the fathers who couldn't be here: God rest.

You'll save the max/
Turbotax- go and get it!

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[tttaaa3]

The Founders are spinning in their graves that American's put up with this tax. The colonists were oppressed, but it pales in comparison to the oppression we meekly tolerated today. They would be profoundly ashamed of us for putting up with this.

[sio42]

LOL i like the turbo tax entrys, there the bam!

[cuzzoseverywhere]

this is ok

I do like the theme tho

[boasofine]

u suck

[Tidalkr4ken]

hahaha.. awesome vid

[pinlow]

Very nice. Great idea!

[mizzoucritic]

You guys are incredibly goofy! I laughed quite a bit. Nice work.

[matt1804]

Great video! One of the (if not the) best turbo tax videos.

[twosheastl]

So clever! Its nice to see a video that's not so predictable. I love it! Hope you guys win!!

-Turbo Tax Fan