The Manliest Man

Lyrics:
I once knew a man
who could kill at a glance
his arms were as big
as the bulge in his pants
he chopped down a forest
with only his hands
this man is the manliest man

and breakfast was served
with a steak and a knife
and two shots of whiskey
each day of his life
I know what you're thinking
and yes you are right
this man is the manliest man

[Chorus]
this man is so manly
he'd put you to shame
he buried the wicked
and salvaged the lame
you might think you're better
but please think again
This man is the manliest man
[/Chorus]

his body is covered
with hair head to toe
he took out an army
with sticks and a bow
he once climbed a mountain
with nothing but rope
this man is the manliest man

he once saved a village
when bandits appeared
he fended them off
with only his beard
never a foe
that he ever feared
this man is the manliest man

[Chorus]

he never chased women
cause they flocked to him
they'd knock on his door
and he'd let them in
but he never settled
his heart they couldn't win
this man is the manliest man

till one day a maiden
whose beauty was grand
softened him up
with the touch of her hand
like castles of ruin
he fell to the sand
but this man was the manliest man

[Chorus]

shortly thereafter
our hero i'm told
traded his life
of fortune and gold
to live with the maiden
until they grew old
but this man was the manliest man

he used to kill tigers
but now he kills time
by rocking back babies
and reading them rhymes
I know what you're thinking but
don't ask me why
this man IS the manliest man

[Chorus]

fin

© Erik Aanestad 8/30/2011

Category:

Comedy

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