Atheist Nightmare

Someone describes how God made a banana so that it fits directly into the human hand. The banana also has indicators to show whether it's good or not: green for wait, yellow for good and black for bad.

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[John DeMicco]

So, oranges are the work of the devil.

[yesIMaCOMMIE]

So what was god thinking when he made the pineapple?

[Justin Gerald]

Pineapples?

[Spencer Teillon]

Humans did't evolve from chimps, but chimps and humans did both evolve from the same common ancestor that existed millions of years ago. But you probably know this, your just too much of a dumbass to care. And yeah, sea cucumbers are very similar to you. Its because they are actually animals and have a really dumb name.

[Marius Rye]

The important fallacy of the argument is that it ignores the fact that the banana has been intelligently designed—by humans, through artificial selection. This is incredibly common for most, if not all, fruits, vegetables, and even animals that we use for food or to improve their utility to us. The banana was first domesticated around 8,000-9,000 years ago, probably in Papua New Guinea.[2] To say that bananas are naturally designed to be the perfect food for humans is, at best, wishful thinking.

[sdracklryeg]

You know who else likes to eat bananas? Apes

[masterofthecontinuum]

the gay jokes are much too easy to come by with this.......

[Ash Ketchum]

Or maybe this is god's plan for a banana genocide! Kill us with a flood, kill bananas by making them look like penises!

[Dick Flick]

What the fuck is tho stupid mother fuckin shit, it's called EVOLUTION

[Heathertail250]

oh a banana sooo scary -_-

[CoLeMaWeSoMe]

P.S. this guy just proved another point of evolution. All Primates eat Bananas, yes? Wouldn't something that would want to be eaten, EVOLVE TO BE EATEN? Animals don't just Evolve, plants do too! The Banana shaped itself to fit in the Evolving Primate's hand! Our Five Fingered hands continued to grab Bananas, and the Bananas wanted to be devoured and spread for Fertilizer! So the Banana changed and mutated to fit much more Accessibly into today's man!

[CoLeMaWeSoMe]

Atheists don't really want to be annoying, we just like a good argument and hate it when someone speaks up about something that makes no sense in anyway. We just wish that stupidity would just be gone somehow! It's an Itch really. We look at facts, and we look at your magic book, and then we just choose which one makes more sense.