Escape (Pina Colada Song) by Captain Jack

Captain Jack (maloy formation) version for the Rupert Holmes music "Escape", mos known as "Pina Colada song"

Best music EVER!

Lyric:
I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad.

"Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne.
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape.
At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape."

So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place.
I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face.
It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you."
And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"..

"That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape."

Category:

Music

Tags:

• captain
• jack
• pina
• colada
• rupert
• holmes
• escape
• maloy

[Flamingarc]

way to wreck an awesome song

[BoumTchicumBaah]

C est de la merde...

[2000gt0]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP 

[Misterbazzuka]

Dick Figures Red get jetpack

[caribbeanpowers]

CLASS

[DataDawg59369]

What the hell is wrong with all of you people, all of your negative comments about how bad this song is, can't you tell that it's the only way this lezbian could think of to come out of the closet? Jeez, have a heart, and a brain, just mute the damn thing..... lol

[mcdubaidk]

I Realy love this song and my favorit driks is Pina Coladas hehe ;)

[BotnangGeez]

R.I.P. Captain Jack

[dinonemesis]

die

[99hotdude]

@jazzsoulfan its called flamenco xD

[filthygary7]

@MultiMODZ LOL!!! You're funny man. . .