Dicky Tum - A Chris Moyles Parody Song

A song parody of "The 411-Dumb" by Chris Moyles.

(Song taken from www.chrismoyles.net & (C) BBC & Chris Moyles)

LYRICS:
I've got the feeling my stomach is heaving, boy now
I'm really scared,
Must have been something I've eaten, now it's
repeating, my guts are in need of repair,
So now I'm in trouble, I feel the rumble, I gotta be
prepared,
and I know it's true if I don't find a loo, it could
go everywhere,
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow,
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab,

(Chorus)
Bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need to
go the loo and I'm gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
about to explode,
Oh bad chicken tikka, I've got a dicky tum, cos I need
to go the loo and I'm gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home, cos my bums
about to explode..

I'm on my way home, this journey is so long, will I ever get there,
Seem to be walking forever, my ass ain't too clever,
the whole day just isn't fair,
Cos you know I'm no liar, my arse is on fire, this
really ain't any fun,
Cos I need to go soon and I'm feeling marooned, in the
street with a dicky tum,
Cos I need to go, and I'm scared it's about to blow,
Wish I hadn't had, that chicken tikka and shish kebab,

(Chorus)

I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
porcelain throne,
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
a big trombone,
I just need to get me home, and sit upstairs on my
porcelain throne,
Even though I've lowered the tone, gonna blow off like
a big trombone,

(Chorus)

(repeat chorus to fade)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• dicky
• tum
• Chris
• Moyles
• parodies
• funnycomedy
• music
• 411
• dumb
• bbc
• radio

[Sexcigal453]

Whats that bit of music at the start

[superscott789]

Bit of music at start is the Bed from the old Carpark Catchphrase game

[kt4evaneva]

i listen to the chris moyles show every morning and i love it and this is a good example of the fun they have on that show and i love the pictures you have added from me 10/10!

[dazv10]

chris moyles and the chris moyles team are awesome, just cant get stop laughing when i hear they're show in the morning. cant wait for his parody album out next week

[siddique20]

err, this song just maked me feel sick

[mrsciarathestar]

Wicked video. I love all the Chris moyles parodies!!!

[96ra1]

lol

[roysboys]

Chris Moyles is <3 Sooo funny <3 I listen to him 24/7

[pokemon4eva10]

@CODPEEPS dumb-411

[CODPEEPS]

What is the song a parody off of??

- CODPEEPS

[sonicmario999]

funny as

[DragonBallBlaze]

CHIKEN TIKA IS MADE BY DOM KAN

[jellybean470]

Haha, this is soo funny LOL!!!!!!!! Love it!