Jesus Loves Flying Sharks

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden is available at Amazon.com!

What would you expect to find if you traveled back in time to the Garden of Eden? Adam and Eve? The tree of knowledge? A wicked serpent? How about some giant flying sharks! That's right, I said sharks. Biblical sharks. Sharks that are bigger than city buses. Sharks that can swim through the air and through the ground just as easy as swimming through water. The Garden of Eden is swarming with these mammoth killing machines and they'll eat just about anything or anyone they come across.

A group of fanatical religious tourists from the future travel back in time to meet Adam and Eve. Unfortunately, their time ship crashes, killing the majority of the crew (including the leprechauns) and leaving them stranded in this strange shark-infested land. Among the survivors are: Ernest who has the ability to turn people into mannequins, Ira who wields a razor-edged bible for a weapon, Wayne a giant wizard head with fat lizard legs, Donkey the hunchback halfwit, Anton the birdman, Rattlesnake Doctor, Ancestor, and Sturgeonwolf. This cult of deranged priests soon discover that Eden is a far more surreal and dangerous place than they ever could have imagined. It is going to take everything they've got in order to survive long enough to find another way back home.

Shark Hunting in Paradise Garden by Cameron Pierce is a crazy, wild ride of a story. It is what William Burroughs's imagination would look like if turned into Japanese anime.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• bizarro
• weird
• sharks
• Jesus

[sarahthewriter1]

This is funny :)

[logician360]

I finished reading SHIPG this morning. Once I started reading, I was hooked and couldn't put it down, even though it meant breaking lint, and the sabbath, and Ramadan...

As a fanatical atheist, even I thoroughly enjoyed Pierce's action packed debut novel! It made me think about faith in a whole new way.

[exnol]

His father must be all powerful, inorder to order a new one from amazon..

[tankexmortis]

Great video. Great book.

[zevi35711]

so that's what jesus is really like, can't wait to meet him! awesome video.