I Kissed A Girl (Parody) - Katy Perry - Elderly Remix

This song will be available on my album coming out soon! It will also be downloadable on itunes, so stay tuned!

LYRICS:

Katy Perry- I Kissed a Girl (Parody) --Elderly Remix

It was my boyrfriend's family
Not something crazy
He took me to meet his old granny
Then something phased me

She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind the chips...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..

(Chorus)
OLD LADY:
I kissed a girl
And I liked it

The taste of her
denture cream
ME:
The taste of her denture cream

But it's okay with me

I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice

It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

(Verse)
No I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter

This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist

Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed

CHORUS

(Bridge)
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Brad Pitt to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades

Oh Oh Oh

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