Chop-Sucky: Bad Kung Fu Dubs - The Mystery of Chess Boxing

"The Mystery of Chess Boxing", aka "Ninja Checkmate", starring Li Yi Min, Jack Long and Mark Long. The film that NEVER needs introduction, unless of course you were dumb enough to actually think NINJAS are in here because of the alternate title. The whole project looks like an excuse to film fight after fight after awesome fight, and a good thing because everything else was so poorly done it's hilarious; the fights aren't even filmed all that well. Classic villain-speak all over the place. Simon ("Sam Seed") Yuen gets a cameo.

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[mdf2]

Classic stuff.

Are you going to do Born Invincible or Dragon's Claws at some point too?

[JoseBronxRican]

"Born Invincible" for sure; I don't have "Dragon's Claws," but it looks worth doing, so I'll see.

[78kristy]

Dragons claw is too funny!

[maya9606]

ta podre

[mfmeulenbelt]

Just watched this movie because I saw your compilation. Great stuff. Though I watch these flicks mainly for all the Wu-Tang references, they're entertaining enough in their own right.

[MD94Productions]

At 9:25 thats what he gets for showing off

[flotona]

yo tengo esta pelicula pero en español audio ,alquien la tiene en CHINO?? I HAVE THIS MOVIE IN SPANISH AUDIO ,ANYONE HAS IT IN CHINESE AUDIO ???

[neonsamurai1]

@SabinBlitz81 I know what you mean. He even has a friend with him and said friend says nothing either! He just gets dismissed as its "not [his] affair". It's not ANYONE in the scene's affair. I mean, what in the world?!

[nycpierre76]

that nigga cloth is so dirty from rolling all over the mud lololol

[nycpierre76]

lol he is show all of his killing moves 7:28 lol. talk and fight at the same time what skill this guy have lol

[SabinBlitz81]

6:58. I'd love to know how Li I Min's character got beaten up.

[SabinBlitz81]

Lol, seriously. If I saw Ghost Face Killer coming to kill me and called me someone else, I think I'd say "Hey, you got the wrong guy, I play chess and all, but I'm not this Chess King fella".