Enzo, the Shittiest deer hunter.

Pissed off deer hunting 101. The Rant from myself on the last day of deer hunting.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• deer
• hunting
• rant
• blooper
• sketch
• spoof
• stand-up

[Vstrati]

LOL. wow, lots of action goin on in here.

[natation4]

this is soooo jokes...

i know nothing about deer hunting, but you are funny guy!

[Vstrati]

haha thanks man, it was meant to be funny

[Bobanort]

Throw a cup of feed corn out in front of your stand.

[natation4]

but i might add....this guy is not a fag..

you are with a name like little kid lover....ur not from the office so go fish

[MrSwitchFool]

it might be cold cause theres snow on the ground

[hfsman14]

the deer would be retarded to walk by a guy wearing orange in the middle of the snow

[rafuse429]

deer hunting is a quiet sport, plus being cold out, dress for it. common sense right?

[sillyak]

@StrapAssasin1 Not everywhere. There is no blaze requirement where I live (Alberta, Canada). We usually never use blaze while hunting, just keep a blaze caps and a few hankerchiefs in the backpack. Animal down, toss on the blaze caps and tie some blaze to the deer. If we're pushing bush we might toss on a blaze ball cap or touqe.

[Commonman58]

First off,, you need to sit your ass perfectly still and shut the hell up.. no wonder your tally is zero, untill you learn to hunt it will remain zero.

[MrTravi81a]

this guy is a faget!!

[AugustusLarch]

Go find some tracks and other sign.  Walking will warm you up.

[123Peytonfan]

@Bobanort what stand

[Deerslayer2k9]

@masterbaric Deer are colour blind and most places for shotgun hunting require hunter orange of at least 400 sq inches. Bow hunting you are allowed full camo as most of the time you are in a stand and shots are placed with much clearer view of beyond the target.

[StrapAssasin1]

@RPAYNE1990 dude, you have to wear 50% blaze orange when gun hunting