funny Molson Canadian beer commercial 'Chasing Beaver'

Happy Thanksgiving, you anti-American foreign motherfuckers.

I'm Canadian and my beaver is trimmed and cleaned thankyouverymuch, I shower every day and prefer tampons over pads cuz I don't like feeling like I'm sitting on a matress. I understand that you're patriotic, so are we...but don't be ignorant and make assumptions. Your country is practically the same as ours...only difference is we use our guns to hunt animals...not our neighbours. And we don't have palm trees....although I wish we did :(

TMI

That's ok...we feel the same about you :D Isn't freedom of choice and opinion great?

...Yes the United States was created from a blank slate. Much like North America (Canada was pretty empty aswell) ..of course not including native peoples.
And yes, hollywood is dead xD

No, honey...it never was and never will be, on your face! :D

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed.

Of course, the guy who wrote those inspiring lines was a slave holder. Who had children with his slave, that he sold as slaves.
And most people were excluded from the "Democratic" elections. Because only land owners who owed no money to the state were granted the vote. No women. No labourers . And of course he was not a Christian at all, he was a deist, believed in no actual god.
So basically America was founded on a lie, right?. lots of lies, in fact.

P.S. I think there will soon be a period where Hollywood will shine brighter than ever...my instinct.