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Sex Toy Shop - 50 Cent - Candy Shop Parody

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Uploaded by on Apr 4, 2009

A parody Of "Candy Shop" By "50 Cent" called "Sex Toy Shop"! Also be sure to check out my channel for more parodies from myself as well as other comedy videos. Please Comment and Rate....5 Stars are VERY appreciated. (Song Performed by "Hot Karl" Feat. "Sparkle")

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****NOTE**** This song is also available in High Quality!

LYRICS

Yeah
Uh huh
It's so disgusting

I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Buy you an enormous cock
Ribbed from bottom to top
So I can hit the spot, Whoa!
I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Where we will spend a lot
Buy all the things we need
We'll even get the anal beads, Whoa!

It's just around the way
Around the next corner
Hit up the sex toy shop
Baby, you wanna?
Libido's rising
Honey, let's go to the next stage
Flesh lights, dildos, I need to get you laid
Our safe word's easy to remember, it's simple
You can use a whip though
Make me your bitch, ho
Seedy motels with hourly rentals
Buy some cuffs or some rope
Or whatever you into
Bought a strap on dick
I'ma fuck ya proper
You gonna give me a lick?
I'll be your personal shopper
Jump on the stripper pole baby
No problem
Start spinnin' around girl from top to the bottom
Buy some nipple clamps to put on your tits
Don't forget the clit, we can buy a rabbit
Let's get a sex swing babe
We'll hang from the roof
We'll fuck like test bunnies until I spoof

I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Buy you an enormous cock
Ribbed from bottom to top
So I can hit the spot, Whoa!
I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Where we will spend a lot
Buy all the things we need
We'll even get the anal beads, Whoa!

Girl, what we buy
What we buy
The things we try
Things we try
We'll fly so high
Fly so high
With our toy supply
Yeah.....

Get the kama sutra, we need the book
So many different positions baby, take a look
There's lube on the counter
At the front of the store
Astro Glide, baby, what's that for?
We'll get Blu Rays cuz they got better picture
Multi angle views and it loads much quicker
Check it out baby
They even got beaded thongs
Maybe when you're done, I'll put the thong on
Let's look at outfits cuz we got the time
Dress up like a cop
And I'll commit the crime
Look for a cock ring
Do they got it in my size?
Keeps me hard when I go between the thighs
Get a penis pump
And keep on pumpin'
Maybe make my junk get bigger or something
Call me insane
But I like a little pain
Can we buy a riding crop or maybe a cane?

I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Buy you an enormous cock
Ribbed from bottom to top
So I can hit the spot, Whoa!
I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Where we will spend a lot
Buy all the things we need
We'll even get the anal beads, Whoa!

I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Buy you an enormous cock
Ribbed from bottom to top
So I can hit the spot, Whoa!
I'll take you to the sex toy shop
Where we will spend a lot
Buy all the things we need
We'll even get the anal beads, Whoa!

Ha Ha
T Unit
Unbelievable

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Uploader Comments (tyd500)

  • Oh buddy that's funny as hell

  • @TheJaredwoody thanks dude.

Top Comments

  • Lol. Your videos are halirious

  • then why u watch it queer

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  • make a vid

  • This is soooooo bad

  • Love it!

    I listen to it every day on my iPod! Very good job! :)

  • this was the original 50 cent lyrics....it got censored *jks*

  • ahahaha

  • hmzi really need somebody to talk to really bored today

  • omg this is really good song. thnx for posting it Tyd!!

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