Sam - Testicular Claw + Lyrics

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[Intro]
It's Me
The Motherfucking Sam
2011
Jack Pack Rec
Check it

[Verse 1]
I was walking down the street
As happy as a happy penguin
Then some poser came up to me
And said "You can't sing"

Suddenly I became
Very very angry
I felt like some poser came up to me
And said that I can't sing

I'm sure you can't feel what I felt
So I'm gonna put it differently
Imagine some poser coming up to you
And saying that you can't sing

No! No! No! No!! Wait a sec
I bet you still can't understand
Just imagine some poser
coming up to you
And sayin that you can't sing

I was like "WHAAAAT?!
What are you kid? Like 9?
I'ma put my cock in yo mouth
If you don't shut the hell up!"

Then the kid gave me a Testicular Claw
It's when you grab someone's balls
And squeeze the shit outta them
Like it's a water balloon

And I passed out...

[Verse 2]
I woke up in the hospital
The doc said that I had a mild heart attack
And that day I solemnly promised myself
That I'll get my revenge at any price

I went back to the gym again
I built muscular mass and lost some weight
And I went to search this fucking kid
And to get my revenge at any price

I searched everywhere
Twitter, Facebook and MySpace
Everyday I went back to the same place
Where I got that Testicular Claw
To get my revenge at any price

Now, I don't remember if I said that already
So I'm gonna say it anyway
I solemnly promised myself
That I'll get my revenge at any price

I didn't eat or sleep just a lil
I spent days and nights to find that lil
Mothafucker, and then one day
I saw him on a playground play

I approached him and said
"Remember me?" He said "Of course, you're Sam"
Then I grabbed his ugly lil balls
And gave him what so called a Testicular Claw

Suddenly I heared someone's callin
"Hey yo dipshit! It's me for whom you're searchin"
I turned around, and then I saw
The same kid whom I'm giving a Testicular Claw

He said "The kid you're grabbin' is my twin
He is a big fan of you. Fucking imbecile"

I was so embarrassed
And outta nowhere appeared their parents

And they beat the shit out of me...

And I passed out...

Category:

Comedy

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