Doug Funnie Raps!

Walkin' through the streets of my hometown Bluffington,
Life's so easy to me, it ain't nothin' son,
Look at me stylin', I am the best dressed,
With my khaki shorts and my fresh green vest,
Or when I wanna be a superhero instead,
I'll be Quailman and wear my belt 'round my head,
Cause I am the man with the last name Funnie,
Patty Mayonnaise, I'm 'bout to make you my hunny,
But I'm too shy to flirt with that girl in the skirt,
Cause it's lookin' so good with her polka-dot shirt,
When I need girl advice that's when i talk to Skeeter
He'll tell me the right moves and just how to treat'er,
Cause Mr. Calentine is as smooth as butter,
Me and Skeet-Skeet use the same haircutter,
Together on the regular, we chill madd lots,
We eat at the Honker Burger to avoid Roger Klotz,
Roger's a bully, he thinks he's so cool,
But his black leather jacket makes him look like a fool,
He don't know how to act, that's why no girls want'em,
If he comes after me, I'll sick Pork Chop on him,
I've got the best dog, chicks say he's a cutie,
He's part of my fam, like my artsy sister Judy,
Our whole funny family has got madd flavor,
How could we not with Mr. Dink as our neighbor?
Inventin' crazy gadgets, 'cause Dink is so clever,
With smooth purple skin and the biggest nose ever,
And when it comes to music there's no one who competes,
With my favorite band known to the streets as The Beets.
They sing my favorite song, which goes oh wee ooh,
And y'all know what comes next, that Killer Tofu!
I am the coolest kid named Doug you'll ever know,
There's no wonder why I got my own tv show.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• doug
• funnie
• raps
• patty
• mayonnaise
• skeeter
• valentine
• roger
• klotz
• porkchop
• quailman
• mr.
• dink
• judy
• nickelodeon

[RandomlyEpicFilms]

lol i miss these shows

[Woodpipemaker]

Wow brings back memories. Doug,hey Arnold,cat dog,recess,ahh real monster,& THE original all that. Those were such good shows. Now all they have is some dumb bitch behind a web cam all day. Computers where the best and worst thing to happen to this world.

[IAmFo3]

dope ass song bro!

[ronreino]

Best rap EVER

[tophlv]

I like this song but its inaccurate

[Galidorquest]

So smooth. Cool rap man

[Galidorquest]

Ha epic

[mclovin14s]

@0besepenguin looks it should be on newgrounds

[TheKunai777]

LOL His best friends name is SKEETER!!!

And hes wearing a skinnhead shirt!!!lol

[mclovin14s]

make a rap about kenan and kel

[0besepenguin]

@mclovin14sGlad you liked it. No one else seems to think it was funny. I'm working on another project involving "Hey Arnold." I'll keep you in the loop.

[mclovin14s]

@0besepenguin tht was fuking funny