blood bank

being photographed for the cairns post, after the mad cow disease incident at the blood bank. this was the email that caused all this:

a load of bull

i herd of a severe shortage of blood supplies in the region, so my
friend and i mooved heaven and earth to get to the blood bank and
give a donation. we took the bull by the horns and hiked through
loads of fields to get there, and even had to lie down when it rained.

on arrival we were infact told, by the beefy receptionist, that as
we are british we are not allowed to make a donation incase we have
mad cows disease. we were really cheesed off about this and thought
that it was a load of bull. surely the australian health service
should be milking the fact you have so many tourists here to get
donations from.

what is your opinion on this, or are you going to sit on the fence?
we think the people of cairns should be aware of this curdling
outrage.

we are available for interview daily between 12 and 5pm.

look forward to hearing from myoooooou!

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