Creative Quotations from Dorothy Parker for Aug 22
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I like her observation Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses . Its rare now to find well known female author famous for humor
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"I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under the host"
Still my favourite... I have some martini glasses with that inscription!
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Take care of the luxuries, the necessities will follow.- Dorothy Parker
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Don't put all your eggs in one bastard. -Dorothy Parker
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hey that's gresat!
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@johnuzzi1
At her husband's funeral...
Fellow mourner: Dear, let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
DP: You can get me a new husband.
FM: That's the most callous thing I've ever heard.
DP: And a ham sandwich.
brianallancobb 1 year ago 7
These quotes are just fine but there are so many more from Parker. My favorite came after she hears a ringing phone, "What fresh hell is this?"
johnuzzi1 2 years ago 3