"Some Dick or a Sandwich?" - Subway Ray

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8 AM Saturday morning after a closing subway shift.

Translation:

"Indiana, Friday night, Indiana! Last night bitches were talkin' bout like yo, Oh Yeah! Put that extra fuckin lettuce, extra fuckin and i'm like yo what the fuck you want, some dick or a sandwich? we can put ur fuckin dick in, in ur ass and then we can make your sandwich. you got chips or cookies. chips or cookies on the side? Some, some of the specials? oh some of the specials, just put a little bit of lettuce and a lot of jalapenos, I'm like yo what the fuck you need jalapenos for, you know i just need shove my cock in your mouth and itll be on fire. you, you wanna breath the dragon breath? fuckin, fuckin breath the fuckin breath of cum. fuck it. fuck it ya know, fuckin subway is nuts man, these bitches come in friday and Saturday night and their like fuckin, their just their just, their just like i don't know. I can't differenterate from what they want, and what they really want, cause they emphasize on the vegetables. Their like oh extra lettuce, extra this, extra that, and i'm just like, do you just wanna be fucked, hehehe and than have your sandwich? because you sound a little drunk. hehe cause i could just fuck you real quick, and then youll eat you sandwich and whatever you want chips or cookies, cause thats the only 2 you can choose from, chips or cookies. Chips or cookies? and most of the time they come for the cookie, so I know its for the nookie. ya know? and and its just crazy man. fuckin chips or cookies. they always come in man, like last night, bitches, bitches were like so awney. even he, even ryan knows it. they was awney. da, dis black bitch that works for subway he, she was on Ryans dick. and i was like look, this kid Ethan, has a fuckin more seniority than me. I would, I would lovely to jump in the way and make whatever the fuck you want. because you get a 50% discount anyway. ya know? and she was like thank you, and she just fuckin left. cause this kid Ethan he's a fag. He's a Butt Pirate. hehehe He's a fuckin butt pirate. He takes it up the ass. And he would never let a fuckin female go in front of anybody."

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[theaceofspaeder]

Jibs or Coogees?!

[0rth0doxFTW]

is he retarded?