The Nice Kitty Song

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A response to Mr. Safety/SMPFilms "Mean Kitty Song" ;-)

Lyrics:
I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.

If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
But then again who can resist this.
All he really does is just sit in his chair
24/7 like he just don't care.
His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia?!

My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
In the end Sparta (smpfilms cat) didn't stand a chance, no!
Persia had one that night.
Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.

Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
Oh wait, I think I know...

Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
The chair but no,
It must be time for meow mix.
He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
People food equals a tummy ache.
And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few"
Life's so great so much time to relax.
Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat. .

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Category:

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[DjStormyPhones]

I wouldn't stop watching this video, even if a gorilla was on the way.

[KaitlynDeGrand]

jomama ,s old and slow

[tjitslovesmonk]

i never thought it could be better than this vids. BUT DAVE IS BETTER THEN THIS! IS THAT POSSIBLE? i love it

[flamesafety]

I have a cat that is 12 years old and is kinda like this cat dave has.... except my cat is WAY bigger..... by bigger I mean fatter....

[krajinabihac]

maca zasjenila pjevača !

[mulherdoro]

persia is kind of mean considering they started the persian wars so im not sure thats the best name :p lol o well

[AwsomePurple96]

CUTE!!! but not as cute as the mean kitty song by mr. safty

[punksurferchic]

KITTEHS



[punksurferchic]

KITTEYS

[HEATHERxTDG]

I miss this Dave...

[vannahknight]

The Mean Kitty song is like my longhair tuxedo cat, but t h i s song completely represents my other one, a shorthair dilute Calico/tabby :) But I love them both <3

[Velera90]

I love smp films and you and cory would make a great duet XD