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根據統計處 嘅 資料,香港人口趨老化,未來 嘅 生力軍,好大程度要靠內地新移民製造新生代。海洋公園 嘅 大熊貓都面對同樣問題,上一代 嘅 安安、佳佳已經喪失 咗 行房 嘅 精力;新一代 嘅 盈盈、樂樂血氣方剛,但係過去一年得個搞字,始終冇辦法整隻土產大熊貓,唔知大家有乜好建議幫 吓 佢 哋 。
海洋公園噚日幫兩對大熊貓搞生日會,其中盈盈、樂樂已經 6 歲 嘞 ,佳佳就慶祝 33 歲大壽。大家唔善忘 嘅 話,一定記得海洋公園今年 3 月大鑼大鼓隆重宣佈,話盈盈、樂樂長大了,識得學人爽 YY 了。大家以為好快會誕生第一隻 made in HK 嘅 大熊貓,點知希望落空,海洋公園噚日交代樂樂膝下猶虛 嘅 原委。
今年 3 月,熊貓女盈盈開始發情,海洋公園拿拿臨安排佢同樂樂孤男寡女共處一室,仲安排埋人工授孕。點知兩隻衰 嘢 學足時下 嘅 香港夫婦,房照行,仔女就唔願生。獸醫連月來不停觀察,點都搵唔到盈盈有懷孕徵兆,惟有再等下年發情期。
話晒係國寶,盈盈樂樂背負住 700 萬香港人 嘅 憧憬同期許,佢 哋 搞唔搞、生唔生,絕對唔係佢 哋 兩個 嘅 私事。所以海洋公園已經委託 咗 全國大熊貓基地臥龍 嘅 專家幫手,想辦法搞大盈盈個肚,又話民政事務局都會配合。八方奇怪,點解呢壇 嘢 唔係漁農自然護理署負責,又或者食物及 衞 生局幫手;周一嶽處理內地婦人來港產子有經驗,唔應該袖手旁觀囉。

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  • 盈盈樂樂好cute 啊!

  • 高高 嬅嬅 同樣有呢d 煩惱 !!!﹍

  • 蘋果報到無野好報..--3--

  • 係唔係樂樂不行了?

  • hey apply, why the animal porn? beastiality should also be censored.

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