Uploaded on Mar 23, 2010
Lady Gaga Telephone parody!
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Beyonce is going to do this video whether she likes it or not: It's Lady Gaga's way or the highway.
Featuring Lauren Francesca as Lady Gaga
Echoe Malone as Beyonce
also featuring and written by Mark Douglas
Directed by Tom Small
Music production by Jake Chudnow
Gaga vocals by: Anastasia Douglas
Beyonce vocals by: Carolyn Castiglia
First of all this song is not as good as Bad Romance
And its not even close Poker face or Just Dance
So I will distract them by getting half naked
And throw everything at them but the kitchen sink sink
The kitchen sink sink
What do you think think?
I will prove that I dont have a penis wink wink
First Ill get stripped naked by some burly prison guards
Then make out with a shemale in the prison yard yard
This video seems goofy you should just do it alone
Besides Im getting sick of all these songs about phones
You bail me out of jail then we pause for some bad dialogue
We poison everyone including a cute dog
Then we start to dance and theres dead people everywhere
As usual Ill have lots crazy crap in my hair
Hide the ddead bodies in the bbbasement
Blood and guts and boobs and buts
And I just want to make your head explode
Beep beep beep bbbeep beep beep
That was Lady Gaga in Morse code
If you think Im doing this
Then youre a crazy bastard
You musta blown a gasket
Are you trippin on acid
As a child were you abused by some big crazy bastard
And did he ever make you place the lotion in the basket
I just want to do a simple shoot with dancin
You used to be a diva now youre Marilyn Manson
Youre gonna do my video and do it my way
Or something bad might happen to your family ay
My family ay
Thats right Beyonce
A piano might accidentally fall on Jay Z
Somebody help me cus I dont want sing anymore
Shes got a gun to my head on the dance floor
Rubadubdub three nuns in a tub
And their doin it with a garden Gnome
Please dont beat me up but I have to ask what
does that have to do with a telephone?
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