New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears
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People are so lazy they would rather pay for something than listen to a short ad.
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I would prefer this....
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This could have actually happened.
Bluetooth was supposed to be for putting ads into your phone when you walked by a store, but nobody would buy any fucking phone that would do that.
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This Onion video is super annoying because I had to wait for a fucking ad before watching this.
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I know it's the Onion, but... guys... this technology is here. From Google, nonetheless! :O
Google.
Ad.
Glasses. Enough said.
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Don't give them ideas!
1 week ago 3
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This actually doesn't seem to far away.
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@svullo9000 Please, for the love of god and all things holy, tell me you don't believe any of this.
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I have gmail and that shit freaks me the fuck out sometimes.
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I want a y-phone!
Heinskitsvelvit 6 months ago 20
this IS coming. much of the crap we endure now would have been laughable a generation ago.
Ecosse57 5 months ago 18