New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users' Ears

The new feature reduces Google phone users' cell phone costs while providing them with unobtrusive, personalized ads delivered in a friendly whisper.

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  Comedy

[LowApe]

Don't give them ideas!

[Jay B]

"my wife isn't moving."

"take her to the vacation of her dreams."

i think i pee'd a little.

[MrSupastar83]

There's an App that does JUST THAT now...it's called MINDMELD...The Onion sees into the future.

[Patrick Freeman]

hilarious! i want my Yphone!

[TheRocketSlime]

the sad thing is this is a very possible future.. i honestly wouldn't doubt it

[Greenthair]

With some of the satire of The Onion it's hard to tell what the hidden message is.

[thatman64]

Mothers day gifts...something inaudible....Sexy lingerie. LOL

[AleksanderVasilenko]

Y Phone looks amazing,

[uhfnutbar1]

if they could do it they would that sad part

[Jonathon Cowley]

"All conversations searchable online"

One day soon that will be true.

[girlstorm09]

oh my this would be horrible if it was real....even your private phone conversations would be commercialized.... maybe next it would be your dreams! (futurama reference)