Goodbye Junk Food I Love You

http://pain-freeperiods.com If I were to write a farewell love letter to Junk Food, this video is what I would have to say. Thanks to my little cousin Jayla for being such a good sport!

Good-bye Junk Food...I Love You

The day was so long, would it ever end?
Because she had that menstrual cramping again.
It caused her grief, tension, and pain
Sometimes she felt she was going insane.

"Oh what can I do to relieve my discomfort?
I'll do anything." She said in a blurt.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door,
She opened it slightly then opened it more.

For there on her stoop, amazing it seems,
Were all of the junk foods looking surly and mean.
The fries spoke first, "You eat too much salt,
All those chips and fried foods are really at fault."

The burgers chimed in, "Oh no, it's the fat
We're always quite greasy, just think about that."
The brownies, and cookies, and cakes got together
And said as a chorus, "You know it's the sugar!"

The sodas agreed and gave out a shout
"Don't forget carbonation is what's it's about."
Then somewhere in back of this of all this junk food
A small voice asked, "Can I get through?"

A path was made and an apple appeared
Making its way to the front from the rear.
Then standing before this unlikely crowd
The apple spoke crisply and it spoke loud & proud.

"All of you junk foods should share in the shame
Of bringing a woman this kind of pain.
The salt and the sugar, the grease and the fat,
You should know better and more than that;

You clog up the veins and arteries too
Making it hard for the blood to get through.
You aggravate all of the cramping she's feeling
So I banish you all and you will be leaving.

This woman will start a new life pain free
By eating more veggies and fruits like me."
The junk food sighed, and left right away
And something wonderful happened that day.

The woman smiled, the cramping was gone,
She even found herself singing a song.
She thanked the apple for making it clear
Of a new way to get through the rest of her years. And said, "Veggies and fruits should be in my diet,
I know I'll feel better if I would just try it.
Good-bye to all of you lousy foods
That give me this awful pain you put me through."

The apple smiled and turned to leave
Though premature and a little naïve,
She scooped it up and took a bite,
And the apple grinned, "To all a good life."

— Kaye Hill, PainFreePeriods.com

Natural Menstrual Cramp Cures
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