Semi-Homemade with Sandra Lee: Italian Topiary

Caution: do not sit on this tablescape! Sandra Lee defies gravity at dinner time with a golden chair atop her table wrapped in floral garland. Hilarious!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sandra
• Lee
• Semi
• Homemade
• Food
• Network

[coolgreyoneabby]

My favorite episode was where she prepared a "picnic" and says to keep it simple and sweet while she set up a Persian rug outside and had a chandelier hanging from a tree.

[prettypurplepenguin]

Oh dear sweet heavenly craft stores, it's like my Grandmother's attic vomited on a chair.

[ayekantspeylgud]

The cocktail sounds good but who on earth thinks about putting a chair on their table as decor?!

[3Trailmarker]

She has horrible taste!! PUKE



[abracadaverous]

Let's start by taking a perfectly good Bellini and making it something that tastes like a wino put it together, then let's all try to talk to each other over dinner around a chair I inexplicably stuck in the middle of the fucking table.

[TrapezoidalDinosaur]

Goddamn, Sandy, you should have just majored in sculpture or studio arts or something. Slap some bullshit piece description about feminism on that thing and you're done. A+ You've done it again! Great use of implied alcoholism and depression!

[RaineaTrenton]

How are you supposed to eat around that thing?

[punderful920]

A chair, tacky none the less, as a centerpiece?!?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[shanghaiallie]

If you can afford a "tablescape" involving an antique chair, gold rimmed plates, custom stationary, etc. and you sucked at cooking why would you not just hire a caterer? I can't imagine the kind of event where a table setting like that would be paired with what looks like jello vanilla pudding with hershey's syrup and pasta with frozen asparagus.

[BurnSpangler]

I'll never understand why sandra spends more time decorating a table then making the food.

[juliayy1]

"Keep it simple" uh yeah cause your shitty tablescapes are totally simple

[goliaboi]

BEEEEAUUUUUUUUTIFAL.