Talk LIke a Pirate Day: "Ask Cap'n Slappy" vol. 1: Savvy

What would ye get if ye bred "Dear Abby" with a scurvy ridden drunken pirate? Ye'd get the bastardly advice column, "Ask Cap'n Slappy," that's what! One of the most popular features on talklikeapirate.com comes to youtube! Cap'n Slappy has been solvin' the problems of pirates fer years with his buccaneer advice column, "Ask Cap'n Slappy." Whether ye've got issues with yer wench, or ye just need directions to Tortuga, Cap'n Slappy can help!

Disclaimer: All answers guaranteed to be 100% alcohol fueled. The pirate guys are not responsible fer ye if ye actually follow their advice, ye dunce, so don't bother filing that lawsuit, ye hear?

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[Ryoushadow]

Some of the greatest and well-known pirates were in fact English or Dutch, such as Michiel de Ruyter.

[Deadratua]

I dunno what your thinking but Spanish/Mexicans arent/werent the only pirates in the world *rolls eyes* so get your facts straight guey

[mskitty12311]

lolll so funny! 

[CaptainLiv]

Ohhh this must have been shot after the crazy lady on waife swap made Ol' Chumbucket get rid of his awesome hair. That was a sad day for the world.

[crockawaddy]

Ay, matey! You can also go to "adamthealien" on YouTube to view "Captain Manley & Shannancy's Shanty" for some pirate laughs. Go now if ya know what's good fer ya. Aaargh.

[FacckUtube]

@stuartstratford what do you mean? you like them or not?

[mattyabsley]

funny funny.

[nanwen2005]

Aha... ey name is Savannah, and Savvy for short. Its been mye pirate name for like two years now... it always makes me giggle ta hear some pirate say it XD

[stuartstratford]

THE VIKINGS

berber (arabs) english french

then probs the spanish

[stuartstratford]

your just somone with nothing to be proud of from a week history

[Tremolox]

arr, this be good sais i! :D