Weird oblivion rumors

The people of cyrodiil likes to smack the emperor and burn down cities

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Entertainment

Tags:

• oblivion
• rumors
• dialog
• tes4
• silly
• weird
• smack
• emperor
• burn

[jabadahut50]

"(puts funny qoute here)"

[IchimotoKun]

@Motorhead30 The same way that lemons do. :D

[SnowBRDandski]

I used to play oblivion but then i stopped....Ha i knew you were expecting an arrow to the knee joke!

[deltahalo241]

@Magasta666 you know what the problem is with skyrim guards? there obsessed with death............and taking arrows to the knee

[Magasta666]

@2doctoma Skyrim guards used to care until they all took arrows to the knee.

[LawnickiProduction]

i pissed my pants of the second one!

[2doctoma]

Skyrim guard: Let me guess... Someone stole your sweetroll?

[JMaggot69]

And watch the bones fly.

[Getoffmearse]

@SuperNateclark "What's a matter someone stole your sweetroll?"

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@PoptropicaRox21499 yeah. and that explains why that place is always locked for me. >_>

[PoptropicaRox21499]

so thats what sweetrolls are for, salmo the baker is obviously planning something.

[iamnotamouseok]

who was it that said "it is written.. only the emperor can have his bones smacked out with a sweetroll"?