RAGE AGAINST COWELL

There is a movement on facebook to stop the XFactor shite constantly being number one at Christmas...
The plot is to force
Rage Against the Machine
to be number one...
OK as far as it goes..
but there will be people who have bought Rage Against The Machine just to upset Cowell but don't actually want the single...
Me for one...
althought to be fair i have no intention of buy Cowell or RATM..
So...
one step further is to post it to Simon Cowell..
without a postage stamp attached....
ie...
he has to pay to receive it..
well.. his company "Syco TV" will refuse to pay postage so send it to
Simon Cowell, c/o Sony Music, 9 Derry Street, London, W8 5HY.
That should really annoy a lot of people...
and remember...
NO POSTAGE STAMP !!


Were stuck with a reality Christmas
Force fed a culture thats really foul
Where karaokes king and fuckwits sing
Whilst being dry humped by Simon Cowell
Were guaranteed a tasteless Christmas
Where only the plastic is bright
Simon Cowell is always right
And hell ensure that all your Christmases are shite

Dont know what gifts to buy for Christmas
Looking for that tasteful thought?
Buy rage against the machine, and shatter XFactors dream
Of being the number one song bought
So, we have our chance this Christmas
Assert yourselves with a growl
Buy rage against the machines howl
So we can all dry hump Simon Cowell

Monello wishes to make it VERY clear that this song is intended as irony and he in no way is suggesting that you should really post things without a stamp...
I'm sure that would be illegal..

Category:

Music

Tags:

• facebook
• simon cowell
• rage against the machine
• ratm
• xfactor
• christmas number 1

[ATOMIKDOG23]

Brilliant !!! 5*

[monello198]

@ATOMIKDOG23

having a little wander through the old stuff?

3 down...

only another 99 to go

lol

mikee

;-}~

[marycigarettes]

and the only charity that is ever believable,is the charity that isn't staged.......the person who gives,without needing the world to know about it,is the only generosity worth believing in.

[monello198]

Bit profound for a sad old drunk like me mate..

Although I feel that I have just been chastised..

Lol

Merry Christmas to you and yours

Mikee

;-}~

[marycigarettes]

aint profound at all...nothing could be more simple..nor have been you chastised mikey.

that handlebar has never looked better,by the way.

[monello198]

cheers mate...

tried to darken it a bit but forgot to read the instructions..

over did it just a tad

lol

;-}~

[redimp79]

HAHHAHHHAHHAHHHHHAAAHHHAHAH Well done!

[deejayedwards]

@cameronrmarshall RATM are not part of Simon Cowell's record label at all. Simon gets NO royalties from Rage's sales. You, my friend have fallen into the media hype trap. You are ill-educated, ignorant and quite frankly come across as a smug little shit, but it's OK cause you embarrass yourself to make up for it. Why don't you go read something?

[kentishbloke]

FUCKING SPAM AWAY.I thought this was a discussion and my point is just as valid as all you plastic rebels

[kentishbloke]

It doesn't rape my soul. I steal every piece of music I want these days. I accept simon Cowell is an unpleasant by product of todays 'music Buisness' and that X Factor is a far cry from what Real Music is about. The point I was making is that one or two X Factor contestants DO have talent despite my good friend Monellos assertions that they are ALL karaoke singers :))

[MrGreeva]

what about musical talent? what about making a point, you should be ashamed if you were a protester and you now just sit by and let the corperate world rape your soul..

[kentishbloke]

let's just say that age makes you more tolerant. I'd sooner use up what little energy I have worrying about global warming than how much money Simon Cowell is making from my kids. If i want real music I come here. I do believe that Joe McEldery is a nice lad tho

[deejayedwards]

@blokebroadcasting Yeah, protesting, hello?!?! That was sooooo 40 years ago! Everything's perfect now ain't it?

[prboyd]

Spaniels ears... Lol

[KidnapDeath]

WE'RE TALKIN DOUBLE TEAM