★ No Torn Hole [Twilight/Wicked Parody]

Reuploading this (sans credits) because there was a copyright dispute since I used Bella's Lullaby for the end. :X I know you all def. missed this, haha.

BEHOLD. THE MOST RUSHED BIRTHDAY GIFT IN THE HISTORY OF ALL BIRTHDAY GIFTS. (But also the most epic. Not gonna lie. :'D)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGELA! ♥ This was the most fun I've had staying up until 5 AM in a while. :) I hope you're sufficiently dazzled by this.

LYRICS:
(Because they're so very inspiring after all.) Oh .. also New Moon spoilers--kinda--but then again, who hasn't read these yet anyway?

BELLA: (spoken) EDWAAAAAAAAAAARD!
(sung) Passionate topaz marble icy chiseled DAZZLING!
Passionate topaz marble icy chiseled DAZZLING!
Let his skin shine like jewels
Let his thirst be restrained If they fight him
Let him give them pain
Let his fangs never break
And however they try to burn him up
Let him be like ice! Let him be like IIIIICE!

Passionate topaz marble icy chiseled DAZZLING!
Passionate topaz marble icy chiseled DAZZLING! DAZZLING!
What good is this crying?
I don't even know what I'm reading!
Twilight was easier to have read
Edward, where are you?
Already dead or bleeding?
Theres almost no time left cause I spent it
With Jacob instead!

No torn hole in my stomach
Can ever stop me from this rescue mission
No torn hole in my stomach
Can stop this act!
I'll save Edward like when he
Saved me from being James snack
No torn hole can ever stop me!

Alice
Doctor Carlisle
Edward
EDWAAAAAAAARD!

One question haunts my dreams
My loyalties are too blurred.
Should I stay warm with Jacob?
Or be chilling with Edward?
But what I wouldnt give
To once again feel his ice-cold skin?
I have to rescue him
So Eclipse can be written!

No torn hole in my stomach
Can ever stop me from being with Edward
No torn hole was ever mended
Sure, I had Jacob—But he was not the same
All right, enough - so be it
So be it, then: Despite all this chagrin I'll be there, through and through
And I will succeed in, Edward, saving you
I promise with my heart
That I'll be with you again! Forever again!

No torn hole, in my soul
Will hurt AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• new moon
• twilight
• stephenie meyer
• bella
• edward
• jacob
• wicked
• parody
• LOLOLOL
• no torn hole
• no good deed
• HAHAHAHA
• chiseled
• happy birthday angela
• dazzling
• do i dazzle you?
• elphaba
• bad drawings

[ninagirllolrox]

i cant wait til the movie comes out on DVD i really wanna make a video out of this

[interfacingly]

...I would seriously love you forever if you did that. I would even re-record this on my better mic if you wanted me to. XD

[4everdramatic]

You can make fun of Twilight but not Wicked!

[interfacingly]

Dude, I'm not really making fun of Wicked so much as I'm making fun of Twilight. I only used a song from Wicked as the base. :P

[SwiftyMisty]

"Bella...We have to catch our flight now."

-Snaps out of dramatic song fantasy-

"Oh."

EPIC!

Lolz.

-Favs-

[4everdramatic]

Good! I love Twilght parodies, because Twilght is stupid and people seem to like it anyway. I'm not that cool with people making fun of WICKED or Kristin Chenoweth because they rock. Still...funny video.

[sgc002222]

this is great and all but ummm why...

[kimirasarielle]

OMG I WAS SO SAD WHEN THIS WAS DELETED, JUST RANDOMLY DECIDED TO TRY SEARCHING FOR IT AGAIN TO-DAY AND AM SO OVERJOYED IT'S UP AGAIN!

[StephanieLunnon]

Wow, that was awesome, Wicked and Twilight are my two fav things in the whole world! xxx

[ninagirllolrox]

"twilight was easier to have read LOL"

[emilyjulie5]

i like ur pics

[Jackiesands30H3]

<3 AWSOME

[Jackiesands30H3]

ha ha *nerd*