gospel of matthew new new testament chapter 15

matthew chapter 15

Okay, here we go. The Jewish authorities of the laws of Moses wanna know why is it that disciples disobey the laws of their ancestors by not washing their hands properly before eating.

And Jesus has an answer ready.

"Oh Bloody Priests and scribes. Your law says honour your mother and father, instead you honour the laws of Moses. You serve yourself and are an abomination before God."

Isaiah already had it written in the script.

"Oh, they like to talk about what they do for God. Raping, killing and plundering. But their hearts ain't with me. They teach man made rules as if they were god's laws."

Thread alert.

vs. 9 Quote Gideon translation "...in vain they worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men."

This is rope material.

Don't ask me when Isaiah was. Long after Moses. And let me explain what a prophet is.

A prophet is someone who can see into the present.

Most people only see into the past. Worship ancestors and old laws.

And Isaiah, like any of a million educated humans alive today, saw that the place of worship had nothing to do with there being a real God. It was a big sham to make the club members part of the elite. Or the elite.

So there you go.

We must go on.

"It ain't what goes in the mouth what matters. What matters is what comes out. And your mouth is like your other swingster."

"A what."

They threw up their hands and left.

So the disciples say to Jesus.

"Man, you are getting on their testicles."

"I know."

Jesus tells his disciples to forget them. The blind leading the blind. Both fall in the ditch.

"Guys, don't worry if you forget to wash your hands. Try to remember which one you had up your ass and whatever. You'll figure it out."

There is a bit of nonsense about a woman's crazy kid and she gets healed 'cause of her mom's faith.

Jesus healed loads of people.

After three days in the desert healing the multitudes, Jesus says.

"Let's eat."

This time they had seven breads and two sardines. And feed 4 thousand children, not counting Men and Women.

Okay, time for one little comment. Some of what is written in this story, as in almost every story ever written or told, is exaggerated to the point of becoming simply absurd.

Moses did not have an army of 600,000. And you can't feed 10,000 humans on two fish. Not even great white sharks.

So that makes it simply not true.

What might have been true is, well, something which is possible.

Anyfish. Whatever, they jumped on a boat and went down the Magadan area. Big Dan.

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