The Trapper Song
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Uploaded by Fredman1313 on Aug 8, 2007
Song from the movie Cannibal - The Musical about Alferd Packer.
Lyrics:
I can catch a helpless animal,
Skin it with my bare hands.
I wake up muddy,
And I go to bed bloody,
'Cause I'm a trappin' man.
I can brave the nastiest weather.
Weather!
Even if it's 80 below.
Below!
My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant.
My ma was an Eskimo.
I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast.
Breakfast!
With beaver butt on the side.
The side!
My mind's magnificent and my body no different.
I'm full of trapper pride!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life!
I'm badder than the baddest sailor!
Sailor!
I make love to women 10 feet tall.
Good lord!
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder.
I can break right through a wall.
I love the sound of metal,
Metal!
Snapping on an animal's head.
Ka-chink!
Sometimes they scamper
Sometimes they whimper
But they always end up dead.
(Interlude by Nutter)
I've always wanted to be somebody
Who didn't get pushed around.
Now that I'm a trapper,
I'm the meanest guy around.
(Frenchy interrupts)
Second meanest!
The blood of a fresh-cut rodent
Is as sweet as brandy wine.
And the brain of an antelope
Tastes like cantaloupe.
What a yummy life!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife.
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!
(Song is cut short, due to the trapper trio's inability to sing in corresponding scales)
[Noon] Oh, Stop!
[Humphrey] That's sick.
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The songs from this movie get stuck in your head so easily. I love it.
2 years ago 51
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That's because Trey Parker is a music-genius. Seriously, every song he has ever written, gets stuck in your head for a week :)
2 years ago 16
All Comments (136)
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THIS IS MY FAVORITE MUSICAL
4 months ago in playlist travisnotcool's Favorited Videos 2
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@vuktastisk REED DA DESCERPTION
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Nutty actually plays Rodger in Orgazmo.
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i wish this movie was more famous, its one of my favourite movies
shpadoinkle
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NICE HAT!~
7 months ago 3
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Now get out of my personal space!!
9 months ago 3
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@vuktastisk Exactly what it says it is
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@tripclaw fucking shpadoinkle
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I fucking love this movie<3 THANK YOU TROMA FOR SEEING WHAT NOONE WOULD!!!!!
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1:10 is my favorite part......and when he says "knife" throughout the song xD
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what is the name off the movie
vuktastisk 1 year ago
@vuktastisk
Cannibal! The Musical/Alferd Packer: The Musical
Fredman1313 1 year ago 4