Duck! Carbine High Massacre (1999) (Part 1)

Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

American b-movie from 1999 directed by William Hellfire. Also starring Misty Mundae.

Genre: dark comedy / parody

This movie is about Derick and Derwin - two boys who feel nothing but contempt for society.
They separate themselves from others by wearing long black trenchcoats and listening to
crappy industrial music. They also have nazi memorabilia and pipebombs lying around
everywhere in their rooms. One day Derwin is ruthlessly beaten up by jocks. This event
fuels the hatred Derwin and Derick had to a violent climax as the boys decide to take
revenge by killing everyone in their high school and taking their own lives afterwards.

This parody of the Columbine High School massacre may seem too low budget to watch at
first but eventually the patient viewer is rewarded with gore, nudity and bad but funny
jokes. The characters all portray the stereotypes that were involved in the real school
shooting and the social satire this movie presents is often sharp and accurate. The
viewers who are lucky enough to make it to the end of this very low budget movie will
have an opportunity to compare its conclusion to the way school shootings are most often
treated by society and the media.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Duck!
• Carbine
• High
• Massacre

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

@henman09 It's average, but it has its flaws. For example, there's no way teenagers could easily access guns off the Internet. Plus in reality someone would call the authorities if someone was shooting weapons in a garage. Majority of the film also takes place with kids walking down a hall way. I would still recommend Zero Day since the shooting scene seems pretty authentic that some people got it confused with Columbine itself.

[henman09]

@HypocriteSkeleton3 I dunno Elephant (2003) is pretty realistic.

[LitleWhiteClown]

8:47 LMAO

[hardestcoresoldier]

lol the spanish 90101 bitch.

[HypocriteSkeleton3]

If you want to watch a film based on Columbine, I would recommend Zero Day. It's probably the most realistic film with decent acting of any of the ones based on the tragedy. This is just garbage.

[BuriedTreasure255]

The acting is extraordinarily bad.

[LongGoneSanity]

Thank you so much for uploading this! I've been meaning to watch it since I heard about it when it came out, but between parental objections at the time and not being able to find it, I've never seen it. @Hardcore0wl you are the SHIT!

[StuffedMannequin]

I remember when I first got this DVD years ago.

[llovemyllife]

Lololol!

[sparkles13]

thanks for putting this up so I didn't have to pay to see it...cuz, honestly, this is so bad it makes Pauly Shore look funny!