Alex Zane's 'Expert' Valentine's tips

TV presenter Alex Zane lets us in on his Valentine's wisdom and experiences including his barren teenage years and making up for it in his 20's.

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[gorillian7]

I. Just. Want. To. Fuck. This. Man. And I'm 16. Oh God I love him.

[GrindinSkater]

He is a hilarious gameshow host.

[brianbubblegun]

It's a misconception that those qualities aren't attractive.

[davidgrahamscott]

This fool is so rubbish It's unbelievable

[flamboyantbethan]

have this guys number! wooooooo!

[MrDollarhyde]

I don't know what it is about this guy,but he just looks all the time like he really stinks.you know that aftermath smell of a fart lingering round the house after a indian meal

[emmawoopwoop]

i love him so much he is fit as out

[smurfinpsp]

Mrs Zane went through 9 months and labour to give us this? Really, really should not have bothered! Kids, never forget about the wonders of contraception. You could end up with progeny such as this. A missed abortion.

[midnightmorning]

someone will knock him out someday after he makes one of his remarks.cock.

[KarenMCRmy]

I fucking love him, he's so cute!!

[spoilt02]

Oh my GAWD...,SEXY MUCH <3

[toofabulos]

Dirty jew rat