Pubic Parasites

A friendly warning for anyone thinking of having sex with me. With "music" composed by Phil Collins. The thrown can suggests there may have been a disgruntled Phil Collins fan at the shoot. If any Phil Collins fans happen to watch this and are offended by it, good. Maybe you should consider having taste in music.

Lyrics:

[I] see you standing alone at the bar
Now's my chance to make a move
I tell you that I drive a fast car
I can tell you think I'm smooth

Then I hit you with my killer line
"Can I buy you a Chardonnay?"
You agree and I know that you're mine
But first there's something I must say

Oh, think twice
Before you spend the night with me in paradise
Because I've got lice
And I've got to warn prospective sexual partners about my pubic parasites
Just think about it

Now the itching 'round my crotch has passed
Where could the lice be hiding?
There's some hair in the crack of my ass
That's where they are residing

Oh, think twice
Before you spend the night with me in paradise
Because I've got lice
And I've got to warn prospective sexual partners about my pubic parasites
Just think about it

Ooh lord
Is there nothing any medication can do?
I've tried cream, it's still sore
Maybe I should try lindane

Now we're already past second base
I can guess where it's leading
But I've been scratching my balls for three days
And now my scrotum is bleeding

Oh, think twice
Before you spend the night with me in paradise
Because I've got lice
And I've got to warn prospective sexual partners about my pubic parasites
Just think about it

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dass
• Dale
• Pubic
• Parasites
• Man
• Hat
• and
• Coat
• Project
• Antti
• Alatalo
• Another
• Day
• in
• Paradise