Sh*t Book Reviewers Say

Essential phrases for book reviewers.

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[shirgirp]

1. this is great 2. where did you get your headboard? 3. the layered glasses really got me 4. i'm serious about the headboard.

[ronacharles]

Thanks. That headboard came from Crate & Barrel at least eight years ago in Boston. It came blue; we painted it green.

[paultakushi]

I can't make this stuff up. Here's an actual blurb for a mystery featuring a hunky detective who falls for the femme fatale (a Harlequin mystery): "this is for those who like a little sweet with their meat."

[ronacharles]

Got to admit-- that's one of the worst I've seen!

[erdbunny]

this was HILARIOUS. really great job!! UNPUTDOWNABLE!! hahahahaa

[ronacharles]

Thank you!

[CFDragon]

This video could've been great, but the characters were too flat and two dimensional! :D

[cjcurtis77]

You forgot "Every once in a while, a book comes along that [blah blah blah.] This is that book!"

[JORDAN77777777777]

If I ever start saying any of those things in my videos somebody punch me in the face.

[lyricarol]

Hmmm. Does my generation have a voice yet?

[rickycarufel]

Here's a good one from one of my books on Amazon: "Some scenes were very creative...and disturbing." Since it is Horror that's the effect I was looking for. :)

[Bulletmouth]

Where the fuck was the "Wickedly funny"

[zofie123]

As soon as something vaguely surrealistic comes along....KAFKA-ESQUE! Brilliant.

[earbox]

Needs more "limn."

[DrDespicable]

Nothing about the forthcoming inevitable sequel?

[Artdecomulligan]

Brilliant, Critics don't ya just lov'em !