Batting Stances: on the field for mark teixeira

an ode to mark teixeira for mark teixeira

http://www.battingstanceguy.com/

• Category

  Comedy

[digital17489]

even know i hate texiera (being a red sox fan) he looks like a fun guy

[claymorefann]

i wish teixeira was back with the angels =*(

[trakas35]

If Teixeira would have stayed, Angels: 2009 World Champs :(

[hunterlee20]

I still like texiera because i am a rangers fan but, he is the only one i like on the yankees.

[Manuel Gonzalez]

you hate a guy just because hes on a team? how ignorant. The yankees are my favorite team and I love almost every redsox player. Sucks to have ignorant baseball fans.

[seattlehawkins]

i wish Teixeira would dump a load in my buttocks =*(

[huskyjerk]

 Excellent point....and I second it !!!

[TubingWithMyGnomies]

I hate when they show people laughing instead of showing Batting Stance guy's imitation. I can't see what the guys are laughing at so its not as fun to watch. Who cares how people look while they are laughing. It's enough to hear them laughing. Show it AFTER Batting stance guy is done. Jesus!!!

[huskyjerk]

(1) How does this guy get onto the field?

(2) How does this guy wear high top Chuck Taylors and look good doing so?

(3) Where did this guy get those big, meaty calves on his legs?

(4) Does this guy know anything other than baseball?

[steven bazzicalupo]

tex is the bomb

[eggyboy21]

@claymorefann No way man, Morales will put up virtually the same offensive numbers as tex. He might have a better glove @ first but screw him, hes a yankee boy now.

[Mickey61627]

I love Mark Teixeira. He's obviously a nice guy.

I went to the game recently and I was literally close enough to have a long catch with him. It was pretty cool. And he's REALLY good-looking, too. :)