Funny Newcastle Poem Who's a Geordie?

Humorous Poetry recital explaing who or just what a typical Geordie is by Newcastle Poet Christopher Robin

Online text version is available here bobjude.co.uk/greets/geordie17.htm

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• comedy
• comedian
• humorous poet
• funny poem recital
• newcastle
• geordies
• talk geordie accent
• dialect

[Smilerknitting]

Can you put it in writing so we can read it and possibly recite our selves?

[funnypoetbob]

@Smilerknitting Its available here, regards bobjude.co.uk/greets/geordie17­.htm

[danielle100190a]

hes saying "the town aye thats it over there" but what were looking at is gateshead not newcastle lol

[funnypoetbob]

@danielle100190a Oh the're trying to change it all now to NewcastleGateshead, this being because the millennium bridge sage and baltic bring so many tourists?

[xdazzilingcandix]

There's My hometown !

Born straight from Newcastle ! 100% Geordie me like (::

But I will admitt we sound horrid on tv and crap.

We sound pretty slow on here, we mostly Talk as fast as we can run . xD

[funnypoetbob]

@xdazzilingcandix You're absolutely right there, we talk fifty to the dozen and this is the problem. Take care there

[Anya576]

aw i miss my geordie accent :( it used to be really strong before we moved to scotland when i was younger then to yorkshire, now my accent just sounds strange.

[starboy3000]

I, being ah geordie dus make it hard t talk t peops online ah kinda hav to translate some stuf t them when they divnt get wat am saying like

[DouglasKew]

Great that, mate! thanks.



[kieferbarton]

a would sye english nd geordie are arund the age geordies made up of a mix of languages like norwegian, anglo saxon, romanian and gaelic wa would a had wa own propa language but when king charles translated the bible into english ee forced wa aal te speak english. nd ad like te sye inal that the geordies arnt aal from newcastle tha from northumberland, tyne and wear and county durham aal these 3 counties were part of the country "northumberland" even the mackems are a type a geordie

[squirell1952]

PEOPLE CALL THE GEORDIE LANGUAGE A DIALECT OF ENGLISH LINGO. I COULD HAVE SWORN THE GEORDIES ARE OLDER THAN THE ENGLISH SO HOW COME ENGLISH IS NOT A DIALECT OF GEORDIE? THIS IS SERIOUS, MAN! TELLME, SOMEONE, IS THE GEORDIE LINGO OLDER OR NOT THAN THE ENGLISH ONE? UNTIL CONVINCED OTHERWISE, I FEEL IT IS.

THANKS. AUGUST 13, 2011.

[PrettyPrinceOfParty1]

@HilaryMG so am i and i am also proud of it i get told off by friends at school for me accent but i divint care i love the way we speak it the best accent in all the world !!!!!!!!!!!!

[markdyer123]

@hilaryMG

Wey I man

Im proud as well have u every heard a Londoner trying to speak Geordie it's funny as hell

[HilaryMG]

Well I`m a geordie and proud of it, has any geordie been takin for Irish? I have lots of time`s, and I heard this girl on the radio and thought she was Irish,,,but naaa man she`s a geordie like me! :)

[zx5083]

@Smilerknitting Ha-ha! I suppose only people with Geordie accents can understand it :D

[Emmarippon10]

Proud To Be Geordie!

[michmudflap]

TOON TOON! was areet that poem like