God is evil

why is there blood there?

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• god
• evil
• bloody
• baby
• hole

[MzNeekie]

Er...God told them what NOT to do, what would happen if they did do it and they did it anyway. So, how is it God's fault? Oh and..

1. Jesus is not God, he's the Son of God.

2. Eve is not in heaven, she lost her reward of

eternal life on Earth for being disobedient.

3. The bible never said the fruit was an apple just said fruit, that grew on a tree obviously.

4. Eve shouldn't have been so dumb to listen to a talking snake..

5. Adam is double dumb for listening to a dummy.

Just FYI =]

[chanelheaven]

yes i know. im actually VERY educated in christianity. this was an attempt to satirize a biological function with theological reference.

but thanks though

[Dirtywayne80]

LOL...with ALL due respect chanelheaven, this was your worst video every. I know we all have the right to express or opinions and joke as well; but you seem to disrespect your on gender and race, but more importantly U joked about God and U playN with fire when u do that ,Qty!

[chanelheaven]

i can believe in watever i feel and its ignorant of anyone who looks down on me for it. i can say whatever i feel.i will continue to do so and whoever doesnt like it doesnt have to watch

[KatrinaPrinceton]

HOW OLD R U?

[LucisFerre1]

@MrShanaynay11, the theory that a father would burn this young lady in hell for telling what was obviously a joke does not coincide with your assertion that this father isn't evil. This alleged father you describe sounds more like Vlad Dracula, Czar Nicholas the Bloody, or Ivan the Terrible than a loving father. (And oh, BTW, these three tyrants were Christians).

Have a great day.

[LucisFerre1]

@fibulusfulo1 said [[Like it was a talking snake that caused mankind! to fall!thats probably why the lord took the snakes legs! ]]

But what about Peter Pan and Wendy, Jack and the Beanstalk? What about Tinkerbell. Don't leave out Tinkerbell. She was raised from the dead too you know.

[LucisFerre1]

@Poohpoodoo said [[Why do these young women (I am 29) think it's "cool" to have a cleavage shot? lol]]

Because only neurotic people think that tits are bad.

[[" My opinion is that your angry that you have someone OVER you."]]

She's obviously not angry.

[[And My King Jesus IS OVER YOU.And so is His Father.]]

Why do you think that slavery is good?

[[.I hope you learn the truth and repent.He Loves you.]]

A loving father doesn't burn his children because they're imperfect.

[LucisFerre1]

Yes, all kidding aside, the 'god' of the bible and koran is evil. Only slaves have a "Lord & Master".

A&E were put in a garden that they didn't own to "keep it", i.e. they were field slaves. (Gen 2:15). They were told that if they didn't obey their lord & master, they would be put to death. Someone came along and told them they they can live like adults rather than pets, and HE'S now called "evil" whereas the guy who owns the torture chamber and sends people to it is said to be "good" by fiat.