Scrabulous: A Cautionary Tale (Fergie "Glamorous" parody)

Beware: Scrabulous is an addiction as dangerous as any other.

Lyrics:

I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho
I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho

S-C-R-A-B-U-LOUS, yeah S-C-R-A-B-U-LOUS

I play with my friends
All on the web
Spellin' those words
Living my life
Solely online
And I won't be changed
By Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook.

Scrabulous
Scrabulous, Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook.

Scrabulous
Scrabulous, Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook.

Started with just one invite
Now it's constant, day and night
Used to do all kinds of shit
All I do is type and sit.
Staring at computer screens
Movin tiles and spellin things,
forget to shower, no hygiene.
So absorbed I pissed my jeans.
Never liked it IRL
Now cuz of facebook, hooked as hell.
From school or work or in my dorm
Forget to eat, but whats the harm?
I don't go out, no friends to see.
Just look up words with X and Z.
Sittin and reminiscin about times when I had life goals...

Playin' with my friends
All on the web
Spellin' those words
Living my life
Solely online
And I won't be changed
By Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook.

Scrabulous
Scrabulous Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook

Scrabulous
Scrabulous Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook

(Ludacris rap)

Had triple word scores, bingos all the time
Now I got no computer since I had to pawn mine
Can't pay rent no more, landlord don't know what to do with me
Ain't got time for nuthin else, wish there was two of me.
Got to resort to a life of crime
So's I can get online
Livin life out on the street
Robbin' people that I meet
Wish I'd never got started
cuz of scrabulous I went retarded
And if you get hooked on Facebook you'll be broke ass too.
S-C-R-A-B-U-LOUS, yeah S-C-R-A-B-U-LOUS

Playin' with my friends
All on the web
Spellin' those words
Living my life
Solely online
And now I'm deranged
By Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook.

Scrabulous
Scrabulous Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook

Scrabulous
Scrabulous Scrabulous
Scrabulous, on Facebook Facebook

I'm sick of getting burned
By friends who don't play their turn
Telling me that I'm a fool
Gone kick me outta school
No more money in the bank
All my fish dead in the tank
All my fish dead in the tank
Never really liked them though
Cut everyone out of my life
'Cept those who Scrabulous online
'Cause they're for real, my only real friends now
I'm turning tricks to pay the bills
So I can keep my DSL
And still dream about the day
I'll win in a single play.

(I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho)
And dream about the day
(I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho)
I'll win in a single play
(I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho)
And dream about the day
(I got hooked on Facebook I'm a broke ass ho)
I'll win in a single play

Category:

Music

Tags:

• parody
• spoof
• music
• video
• fergie
• glamorous
• scrabulous
• facebook
• song

[dumb162738]

u suck

[id1o1f]

That was great, loved the lyrics! You should post that on Funny Or Die!

[icecue7]

@sunseeker399 yeah, that's the only reason why people like the song. *inserteyeroll and more sarcasm*

[tmc18191819]

You can't sing....

[tyikiki101]

LOL she's prostituting to play scrabble on facebook does that even make since ...what he giving her internet cookies

[tyrodragon]

ture

[tyrodragon]

WTF is she trying to do sing. well she needs a bag of her head

[sunseeker399]

This is funny as hell. LMAO 2!!! I hate how artists now a days spell out the words of the title in the song and they are considered great hip hop artist for it. I'm sorry if this offends anyone, but the Notorious B - I - G did the same thing.

[kellysflicz]

LMAO!!! I cannot Breathe.

[jamescardinell]

wow. awesome and disturbing... at least she's hot- great video... I want some sunglasses like his!