I Am The Spam Man (SEO Beatles Parody)

A song we wrote about the SEO industry sung to the iconic Beatles Hit I am the Walrus from the Magical Mystery Tour Album. Sponsored by http://misterpurplelinksandwich.com

Lyrics are:

I love links as you love links we all love links for high P R together.

See how we spam getting links in the can, see how we spam
My bandwidths dying.

Sitting on my scrape-box
waiting for the bots to come.

Corporation link-spam, stupid bloody cookie
Man you've been a naughty boy
You got your cloaking found

I am the spam man, they are the spam men
I am a Black Hat, Goo goo g' joob

Mr. Spam policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row

SEO-Nuke like Lucy in the sky
Set two hundred threads
My bandwidths dying
My bandwidths dying

Google's Matt Cutts said
Content is the key
Got onto E-Lance
Copy-writing priestess
Boy, you've been a naughty girl
Your spin-tax let you down

I am the spam man, they are the spam men
I am a Black Hat, Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob

Sitting in an English garden
waiting for the P R update
If it don't come you get a slap
from the Google Gods

I am the spam man, they are the spam men
I am a Black Hat, Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob

Expert, texpert CPU cycles
don't you think Akismet laughs at you
See how they trash, your comments get smashed
See how they spam
My bandwidths dying.

Semolina pilchard
climbing up the rankings tower
Elementary penguin. one thousand profiles
Man, you should have seen posting
University and dot GOV domains

I am the spam man, they are the spam men
I am a Black Hat, Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
Goo goo g' joob
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goo goo g' joob goo
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Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• The Beatles
• Search Engine Optimization
• Parody
• Funny
• Spoof
• Comedy
• Google

[OCD2COD]

haha, excellent!

[AlexTheFitz]

hahahahahahahahaha

[nuclearpowerify]

nice one :)