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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• conservapedia
• volcano
• volcanoes
• noahs
• ark
• flood
• animals
• transport

[Martymer81]

Now this I want to see on Mythbusters!

[SamWiseGingy]

This is easy enough to test. Let's use kittens.

[awreslr2]

Notinmyname2050 mentioned your video on his Facebook post today. Expect some added views! This is so good but I had forgotten I had seen this when it came out last April. Gave it another thumbs up and favorited it just for laughs.

[roberek2006]

I do not know who is more stupid... this person who has written it or this who believe it..:D By the way, great video series. I almost fell from my chair..:D However I cannot believe how someone could figure out sth like that..:) Sometimes creationists amaze me with their lack of basic knowledge..:) Take care mate..:)

[ONESPECIES]

If they wanna be silly, why don't they go all the way? Simply God did it would suffice. Volcano Grilled Squirrels do not travel far.

[FrostbittenWolf]

Okay i swear the only stock audio i hear more often than this song is the Wilhelm Scream. What is the fucking title though?

[JCLeSinge]

@SwineNahNah: We know Jesus like a drinkie; wedding at Cana, anyone? Only a drunk Messiah could think using his powers to make booze was a neat idea.

[JCLeSinge]

@steveb0503: Obviously not. Nor indeed does the splatter-radius on landing, or the "burnt to a frikkin' crisp and blasted into ashes long before the squirrel achieves flight" factor.

Seriously, do they think that lemmings jump off cliffs in recollection of some divinely-inspired urge to fling themselves into volcanoes and so travel the globe? Obviously, God protected the squirrels from the lava. And the splatting.

[JCLeSinge]

@SamWiseGingy: Cool. Some kind of kitten-launching mortar device should be easy enough construct. By determining the maximum range on a back-yard scale, we can extrapolate the relative forces required to propel a kitten across the Atlantic. There's one problem though, involving the kinetic force required both for the kitten's ascent and inherent in it's landing. And that force is...

"GRAVITY!!!!! YOU FUCKING MORONS! GRAVITY! GRAVITY!!!!!"

[steveb0503]

You gotta wonder - does the issue of the G-forces necessarily involved even occur to these people?

[proofandevidence]

lol!

[JamesEzSecretChannel]

lol, that's hilarious, great premise for animations