Monty Python - Four Yorkshiremen

And we LIKED it!

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You guys had it lucky! We lived in a rotten goose liver in the middle of a sewage with my 1179.5 friends! Everyday we woke up at 4 oclock in the moring, twenty years before we went to bed, we all had to eat a bucket of slime and for work we have to lick the liver clean with our tongues for risk of infection, and when we go home our Dad would take our guts out and throw them in the fire to keep us warm, AND THAT WAS ONLY IF WE WERE LUCKY!!!

@SuperHarryl Bucket?

We used to dream of living in rotten gooses!

Oh well al52 you were lucky have a shell, our house was based around a slugs muscular foot which we would drape around all 843 of us, but 2 hours before getting home to such luxury our father would skin us alive, roll us in concentrated naga chilli paste, re-skin us then kick the shit out of us for 28 hours a day in his finest steel toe capped boots, we didn't realise how lucky we were !

@funkmystar

A slugs foot would have been positively opulent for us. All 943 of us lived on broken glass under the rotting body of a wasp and worked 30 hours a day eating glass while our father whipped us with our grandmother before eating us for tea. We would have to clean each cell of our father's body while inside it before grabbing half a seconds kip while we slid down his lower intestine only to be excreted out into a pit of coal which we would have to scrub clean before being gassed.

@SaintBlade

i know its daft but " All 943 of us lived on broken glass under the rotting body of a wasp" is fucking brilliant

Oh well, you were lucky to have a newspaper! All 654 of us living in a little snail shell near the nuclear plant. Everyday at at 9o'clock at night, ten minutes before we went to bed, we had to go out eat a lump of hot waste, lick the reactor clean and when we got home, our dad would shoot us to peices and have a dance party!

You were lucky! We used to dream of shooting!

Great video!! lol