Walt Mossberg's Guide to Surviving Windows 7

Walt Mossberg lets you know what the REAL, TERRIFYING dangers of Windows 7, and exactly what you need to do to survive it. This is perhaps the most important video you will ever see.

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Science & Technology

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• mossberg
• allthingsd
• parody
• tech
• journalism
• comedy
• puppets
• puppeteer
• windows
• microsoft
• guide
• survival
• upgrade

[icpaul001]

Did this one have a new person doing the voice? It just wasn't the same.

[mrhogg]

Same voice. I had to do some looping, which killed a bit of the spontaneity of it.

[joelesler]

Why do you sound like John Wayne?

[mrhogg]

Because that's the voice that felt the most like Mossberg.

[solmssen]

the tiny script between the larger lines in the title cards is illegible due to video compression. I want all the jokes, so make it a little bigger next time? I love these and watch them avidly...

[mrhogg]

Did you try looking at it in the HQ version?

[NomadSoul76]

Oh if only it came with a microwave ray gun. That'd be a killer premium.

[jarlaxle00]

I just wanted to try out the newest OS and now I have the herpes. Thanks a God damned lot Microsoft. At least downloading pornography is very efficient.

[Epineiro24500]

He's talking bad about windows 7 and Steve Ballmer so you can switch to a Mac. He so funny with his lies and everything.

[frankheninja1]

It's Walt Mossberg SHUT UP!!!

[sorenstudios]

sudo apt-get install linux-was-invented-by-bert-mac­klin-of-the-fucking-fbi-header­s-2.6.39-686

[dpbertable]

In recent years I've learned nothing from Mossberg that I couldn't learn from reading a product's website.

[JoelB3783]

Lol i like u guys u act sorta neutral, and make shots at all oses lol.

[MrNicksterW]

sudo apt-get install shut-up-linux-is-the-best

[GrimHeaperThe]

@mrhogg I blame windows 7

[oraqol]

@geraldbret Come to Linux. It's so nice over here! Weeeee! [Sparkles] :~#sudo apt-get install joy

[bakhirun]

Excellent! Lovely! Wonderful Mr. Hogg!

You know I used to run around with your daughter Ima. We'd bill and coo in my Duesenberg Murphy "J" and then she'd fly me around in her Waco biplane and she'd do Immelman turns while I fingered her moist microsoft orifice. Ah but that's another thread.

[theeponym]

Don't expect Linux to save you either. That drunken idiot's running through the streets trying to convince every one he's a real man because he drew genitals over his Ken doll crotch with a Sharpie!