Canberra - UQ Law Revue 2006

John Howard performs his own version of Toto's "Africa". From the 2006 University of Queensland Law Revue.

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I hear the polls echoing tonight
They carry with them whispers of the public's admiration
This job is my birthright
Election wins reflect that I'm the best in generations
I made some "deals" along the way
Hoping to find some timid loyal jerk to run the Treasury
And now I turn to him and say
"Petey boy, sucked in the jokes on you!"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that some upstart treasurer could ever do
I hold the reigns down in Canberra
Gonna take more time and break the deal we never had

The workers cry, they try to fight
As they grow restless longing for some trade union activity
I know the GST is right
Sure as little Kim Beazley flounders like a walrus without real policy
I locked the refugees inside
And that's how elections are won!

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that some Papuan refugees could ever do
I hold the reigns down in Canberra
Gonna take more time and send more troops into Baghdad

Petey boy, why would I stop at two??

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that protesting over war could ever do
I hold the reigns down in Canberra
It's so mundane down in Canberra
I fly the planes down in Canberra
I take cocaine down in Canberra
I will remain down in Canberra
Gonna take more time and break the deal we never had

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• UQ
• uni
• law
• revue
• comedy
• john
• howard
• toto
• africa
• canberra

[UToobAcount]

I've performed on that stage 9 times

[almostfamous83]

Cool, what for?

[greendayx0x0x]

no one cares lol sorry

[kingkrumper101]

wat a homo

[UToobAcount]

drama im only thirteen but ever since I was six wanted to be an actor

[almostfamous83]

Yeah, the curly haired bodyguard in the background.

[triggaz77]

i believe the term is.... fucktards?

[sianisdabest2k7]

no the one in the background with the curly hair is i think

[somegirlkate]

Awesome! Luckily for us Canberrans though: Howards a Sydney-sider - we don't have to put up with him anymore.

[damthemaster]

hahaha this is AWESOME!