Cookies and Milk - Santa's Rant (Paul Parsons)

Santa is fed up with plain 'ol cookies and mutha f*ckin' milk!

Voice by Pretty Paul Parsons.

Please note that I did not create any of the original content used in this clip, I simply assembled it together, and thus do not claim that I actually own/created any of the stuff seen in the vid.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• santa
• claus
• christmas
• cookies
• milk
• rant
• angry
• north
• pole
• damn
• kids
• letters
• paul
• parsons

[bigred42091]

That is fucking funny.

Deer shit hitting me in the face.

Stumbling over elves.

HA HA HA HA HA

[TeeTownSounds]

LOL!

"My wife won't FUCK."

[youngkmone24]

i get deer shit in my face and all i get is mutha fuckin milk and cookies

[crazey4wwe3]

Merry Goddamn Christmas Fuck you I Quit! that last line gets me everytime

[liltrizz100]

stana s o crazy

[ywluvtojam99]

Poor Santa!



[JesseJgonzalez86]

Oh oh and here's something you cock suckers is letters 3 billion got damn letters merry f***ing christmas FUCK you i quit! Lmfao

[JesseJgonzalez86]

This is funny ass shit!!!

[murphoff450]

how can 8 people not like this....No sense of humor

[Lisantx]

Sc292 time machaine dude I'm with you

[gtarz40ful]

maybe a shooter or a few lines of blow!

[nurseholm]

@mickjja email it to your phone and save the audio to your phone is one way.