High School Party (Girl) w/Lyrics

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Yes, I listened to the song and wrote these lyrics out.

High school party, senior year
Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer
I like soda; Where's the soda?
Am I the only fuckin' person here that likes soda?
I see you from across the crowd
I said, "The party is bumpin' and the music is loud."
You're really drunk and you're lookin' sad
It's like a date rape ad


Girl; then we start to dance and
Girl; baby this is romance
Girl; I'm startin' to grow down below
Shit; Why did I wear sweat pants?
Girl; Your body is like what
Conjunction Junction, that's a fine ass but
I'm like a cashew in a lollipop
Just keep suckin' 'til ya get to the nut


And I said, "Let's rob an Asian kitchen or stroll down the block."
Either way girl, we're takin' a walk (wok)...nothin'?
You're gonna love me the way my uncle did
Except you're not gonna go to court for doin' it
Be a guillotine or my girl instead
Either way, you're givin' me head
I'm 'onna love you, baby, the right way
Shorty with a body lookin' hotty when I say girl
When I say girl


We go into the bedroom
Exchanging nervous laughter
Why's it called dry humping if I always need a towel after?
You spread your naked legs
And I see that wound that never healed
Even though you're yellin' for me
I can tell your lips are sealed
We're both aware of my erection
You ask if I have protection


I say, "Uh well no- I m- I tried to buy 'em once I was in a convenience store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bit."

Girl, ooh, girl

Insert a euphemism
A sexy mental prism
Increase my pelvic rhythm
Fill you with my syllogism
Know your body and I know how to please ya
Don't thank me, thank Wikipedia
Guys don't go down, well I am-
What the fuck is that?
I shoulda brought my diagram
Ooh; Did ya feel that?
That was an educated guess
Ooh; Did ya feel that?
Uh- Th-That one was a sneeze. That was my bad.


High school party, senior year
None of that happened 'cause I wasn't invited...hm

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Bo
• Burnham
• boburnham
• High
• School
• Party
• (Girl)
• Girl
• Lyrics

[manwithbananaphone]

am i the only fucking person person who likes soda!

[lohollaback]

your gonna love me the way my uncle did (: ahahaha :D

[HeyItsKendal]

I know ya body and i know how to please ya, don't thank me, thank wikipedia

[bmxbanditrider]

I dedicate this to my friend vincent gomez

[RandomnesswithAriana]

I always sing this xD

[HeyBEatle123]

Highschool party, senior year; boys and girls are all sippin' on beer. I like soda. Where's the soda? Am I the only fuckin' person here who likes soda? :oP hahaha that was the story of my life my senior year of highschool....that, combined with his other song "Hoar". Because it describes every kid in my class.

[timbermullins77]

LMFAO my friend was singing this today and told me to check it out.

i now see why.

[coleand44]

Your gonna love me the way my uncle did lol

[jeremyrox22]

@GyMnAsTiCs70606 ya so stop hating you troll

[jeremyrox22]

rofl

[mrTK1492]

thought of this song during my whole exam :D great time killer to just play out lolz

[alissalaurenrose]

Bo Burnham is just straight-up amazing.(: