Canadian Girls (a Brendan Linwood Original Song)

Brendan uploads a new song! And it's funny!
To my non-Canadian friends, I am sorry - it is all in good fun.

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Lyrics:
Well I've seen a lot of women from every continent,
And no one can deny it's pretty sexy with an accent.
But of the billions of ladies from all around the world
They don't get any better than Canadian girls.

Well our universal health care keeps them looking fine -
Just look at Elisha Cuthbert, I wish she would be mine!
They're as sweet as a double-double, yeah and maple syrup too
They don't get enough credit, that's why I'm telling you.

Well I've seen a lot of women from every continent,
And no one can deny it's pretty sexy with an accent.
But of the billions of ladies from all around the world
They don't get any better than Canadian girls.

Well you don't realize the cuteness of saying please and thank-you
'Till you're in red-state America where the women want to shank you.
I've got no cause to be jealous of any other folk
'Cause our girls drink Tim Hortons, and a "mountie" is an inside joke.

Well I've seen a lot of women from every continent,
And no one can deny it's pretty sexy with an accent.
But of the billions of ladies from all around the world
They don't get any better than Canadian girls.

Well they're not just hot in summer, yeah they're hot in winter too.
Even when they're in a snowsuit, their beauty shines right through.
And I could make a lot of jokes about the woodchuck and the beaver,
But find me a Nova Scotian and I'll never, ever leave her.

Well I've seen a lot of women from every continent,
And no one can deny it's pretty sexy with an accent.
But of the billions of ladies from all around the world
They don't get any better than Canadian girls.

To other girls I'm sorry, I know it isn't fair.
But you should keep your hopes up, there's other boys out there
Who would love to have you; but for my part,
There's only one country whose women have my heart.

Well I've seen a lot of women from every continent,
And no one can deny it's pretty sexy with an accent.
But of the billions of ladies from all around the world
They don't get any better than Canadian girls.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Brendan
• song
• Canadian
• girls
• funny
• acoustic
• comedy
• nerdfighter
• original song

[themunchkym]

That would be really hilarious if you fell in love with a girl who wasn't Canadian and then she saw this video. :)

(If you have a girlfriend, this comment doesn't apply.)

[brendanlinwood]

@themunchkym Lol that would be jokes :P

[sierrahmist]

This song makes me very proud to be a Canadian girl. :)

[brendanlinwood]

@sierrahmist Hahaha I am glad!! :D

[dontstopthemusic7]

lol cute

[brendanlinwood]

@dontstopthemusic7 thanks :)

[beeblmeyer]

Canadian Boys, please.

[nanananana93]

so, i thought i recognized your name.. this is definitely filmed in the residence i live in now woo.. aha good job :)

[Can2053]

You're pretty sexy yourself Brandon...great song...LOL

[BrookeFecteau]

This is the best! Thanks for making my day! Hahahah.

[hvraymond]

Haha I love it! And go Nova Scotia! :o)

[alishadjc]

Just when I prepared myself to get bashed, you sweep me off my feet... I think you totally just became every Canadian girls favorite youtube singer... you got my vote! teehee

[MissAnglophile1]

Proud Canadian girl here.

[brendanlinwood]

@tinkerbell2921 Absolutely! Let's do it!

[Rits2111]

Nova Scotiiiaa