Feff MC - Constipated

Feff MC - Constipated!

New #1 hit in Norway!

Lyrics:

Yo, yo!
This is Feff MC, coming to you with a song about something most people go through, but few dare to sing about!


So last night I was with my friend at Burger King
Feeling so damn hungry, I bought everything
Ate it real fast, stomach filled with gas
Had to let it rip, but nothing would come out.

Two hours later I'm sitting on the can
Pushing and screaming, sweating like a man
My anus starts to bleed, the room smelled like old meat
Realizing then that I was constipated!

CONSTIPATED
Bowels filled with scat
CONSTIPATED
All day long I sat.

Nothing would come out, yeah I was constipated


So today when I woke up I felt really bad
Couldnt really move, it made me oh so sad
Got out to my car, didnt drive to far
The store on the corner sold some laxatives.

CONSTIPATED
Body's feeling sick
CONSTIPATED
Still I'm glad its not my dick

Nothings coming out, my ass was constipated.


(spoken) Hmm, the laxative bottles says mix one teaspoon of it with water and drink. I'll take a bit more than that just to be sure. Aah, what the hell, I'll just dump the whole bottle in a pitcher of water and chug it. Could use a good rinse down there.


So now I'm at the toilet emptying out my guts
The flow wont seem to stop, this shit is fucking nuts
Yeah, that looks like blood, a menstruental flood
I think that was my kidney, WHAT THE FUCK, PLEASE STOP

CONSTIPATED
is what I am no more
CONSTIPATED
laying bleeding on the floor

Too much is coming out, this is the end for me.

(spoken) So I got out my cell and called some paramedics. They saved me and reinserted my shitty, bloody kidney. But let this be a lesson to you all about junk food and taking the right amount of medication.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Norge
• Norway
• Stavanger
• Topp
• 20
• T-pain
• autotune
• hits

[hefaron]

this song makes me orgasm repeatedly.

[gronoth]

boob